Monday, March 29, 2010

Rules for life cont..



An optimistic point of view on rejection:  “You’re just one man closer to the terrific man who will respond like you wouldn’t believe.”
Flirtation is like shopping.  Pick, choose and view what is on display but never feel obligated to purchase.  Some things are non-refundable (or just plain psychopathic stalker material).
Never call an ex when you’re drunk.  You’re bound to be more nostalgic than he is, or worse, his new woman answers the phone.
Honesty or just plain friendliness is more likely to impress a woman than a corny pick-up line.
Too much of a good red wine (except for a ruby cabernet) can never be bad for you.
You will never again be as gorgeous as you are now – enjoy it.
There are very few mornings in life that a strong pot of coffee can’t fix.
Try not to fall in love with a massively successful or good looking man – the competition will be stiff your whole life.
A man who leaves you because you aren’t “the one” isn’t a bastard: he just wasn’t the one.

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