A person with a tidy desk is doing no work.
Bad weather reports are more likely to be accurate than good weather reports.
If you are a woman, any man you meet after the age of 45 will have a fatal flaw.
“It will look better after the first wash”. Don’t buy it.
A small thing, perhaps an earring, dropped on the floor, will never be found. No matter how hard you search they are gone forever, perhaps passed into another dimension paved with single earrings.
Always get directions before you go out. The worst scenario is when you think you know where someone lives.
Most things in life - other than clothes – are easier to get into than out of.
Never step into anything soft.
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
It’s not what you know, but whom you know.
Carpe Diem.
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