Rules for life cont..

• Most things in life - other than clothes – are easier to get into than out of.
• Never step into anything soft.
• The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
• It’s not what you know, but whom you know.
• Carpe Diem.
• Don’t live for tomorrow – you may never get there.
• Master the art of coinage, and watch everyone else make utter and total fools of themselves.
• Wine is not a good idea on an empty stomach.
• Bonkers rocks on a Monday night.
• Men: can’t live with them and can’t live without them.